I don't even know what's going on here...

d-o-r-ia-n:

greenekangaroo:

sweaterkittensahoy:

Deadpool Annual (2014) #2

I am literally just sitting here with my mouth hanging open.

Deadpool: 

1) is capable of human relationships, be they romantic, platonic, or anywhere in between. 

2) considers Spiderman his friend, even if Peter’s a little leery on the subject.

3) Would kill for his friends. Has killed for his friends.

4) Is awesome. 

deadpool is a huge sweetie and not many people seem to know this and it makes me sad

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yousoldtheworld:

thedorkiestviking:

papadaftpunk:

american sex education be like

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UI JUST SPIT OUT MY JUICE

GPOY

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captainjaymerica:

I am a butt scientist. An asstronomer if you will.

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blowmydandelion:

i laughed for 10 minutes

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dad-chan:

coming out of the closet? no. i’m coming out of my cage and i’ve been doing just fine gotta gotta be down because i want it all

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greatjaggi:

Every Dorito is a triangle but not every triangle is a Dorito

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kosherqueer:

i’m actually a very chill person IRL like sometimes i only cry maybe once, twice a day

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zygoats:

im literally always looking at my reflection not because im conceited but because i just think it feels kind strange to have a physical form and im constantly trying to process who and what i am

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metidation:

r u ever like damn i hate my body but then ur like life is an illusion i’m floatin around on a rock trapped in an orbit around a ball of flame in a vast & largely unknown universe where death is unescapable who gives a shit ???

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sproutoftheblue:

CLASSIC

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