I like how on Tumblr we all have lots of sass but in real life we can’t say hi without fucking up.
what if they took west side story and made a version where it was set in verona in the 1400s and instead of gangs there are two powerful italian families. i just think that would be really cool
im pretty sure thats called romeo and juliet
that’s it that’s the joke
what if the new animal species we discover each year are actually being dropped off by aliens? like they have an over abundance of yeti crabs or something and so they brought some to earth because they knew we’d get a kick out of this
This is the cutest conspiracy theory I’ve ever heard