I don't even know what's going on here...

thegreatbritishcrumpet:

neganandsara:

"Girl crush" is literally the female version of no homo

My girl crushes are 100% homo

(via sluttynuggets)

jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

(via burnmebiteme)

jeniac:

talk shit get hit

(via alliance-dogtags)

I like how on Tumblr we all have lots of sass but in real life we can’t say hi without fucking up.

(via ileidia)

dannylaceyjo:

when i was younger i really wanted to try turkish delight cause i figured it had to be pretty good if edmund betrayed his family for it

(via ifchickenwasacandy)

cuntphrase:

unpopularqueen:

I LITERALLY STRUGGLE TO BELIEVE THAT SOME PEOPLE HAVNT TRIED TIM TAMS, VEGEMITE, FAIRY BREAD, WIZZ FIZZ, CHICOS, MINTIES AND CARAMELLO KOALAS
U R MISSING SK MUCH

are those street names for drugs

(via mycarubas)

youregold:

yourpetmollusk:

cosettefauchelevents:

what if they took west side story and made a version where it was set in verona in the 1400s and instead of gangs there are two powerful italian families. i just think that would be really cool

im pretty sure thats called romeo and juliet

that’s it that’s the joke

(via bunnyomega)

homohustle:

jotarokujo:

what if the new animal species we discover each year are actually being dropped off by aliens? like they have an over abundance of yeti crabs or something and so they brought some to earth because they knew we’d get a kick out of this

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This is the cutest conspiracy theory I’ve ever heard

(via bunnyomega)

shapeshiftingpenis:

But the card my eleven year old nephew gave me is real Hallmark material

shapeshiftingpenis:

But the card my eleven year old nephew gave me is real Hallmark material

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